( He had no idea there could be two gay people in one family... incredible things exist in the world (hatsutori slated to learn some incredible news about himself and his father one day. maybe) )
That sounds interesting.
( Unfortunately, he's completely serious. When Dirk says "toy line," he does clock it's probably a show meant for kids, but also? He likes the idea of an Aesop's fable on love and friendship told through cute little ponies. )
Are the stories about them teaching the virtues of friendship and togetherness?
That's exactly what it is about. Can't go wrong with learning about the virtues of friendship, effort and victory through adorable little ponies.
[ isn't friendship, effort and victory a shounen JUMP thing? Oh well. ]
However, there is an undignified cult out there that wants to taint the beauty and purity of My Little Pony.
They are called "bronies."
[ don't get Dirk wrong. He definitely has some suspiciously arousing photos of muscular horse men in his room, but they were designed to be admired as something slutty. Despite his horse interest that is borderline fetish, he is oddly protective of the sanctity of My Little Pony. Despite being sex positive and someone who doesn't kink shame, he thinks the little horses need to be admired with a G rating only. Maybe PG. He definitely kink shames bronies. ]
It is probably best that you don't learn about them.
Anyway, you're the Jesus freak. You tell me. Does God have a sadistic sense of humor to let such horrible people like incels and bronies exist? Why does He torture us with their existence?
[ Dirk would say they exist because humanity is depraved and there is no almighty god but he has a feeling Hatsutori wouldn't like that answer. ]
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( ponies :) and this bro must but nice if he's sweet :) )
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My brother, Dave Strider.
As for horses, ever heard of My Little Pony?
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( gold star for effort )
No, I haven't. What is it about?
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[ actually he doesn't know Dave's sexuality but that is beside the point. ]
My Little Pony started off as a toy line a long time ago, but since then it's gotten several animated series and of course, books followed soon after.
[ Dirk unironically enjoys the series so he isn't bullshitting any of this. MLP is serious business. ]
It's about six different ponies that represent the aspects of friendship living in their fantasy world called Equestria.
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That sounds interesting.
( Unfortunately, he's completely serious. When Dirk says "toy line," he does clock it's probably a show meant for kids, but also? He likes the idea of an Aesop's fable on love and friendship told through cute little ponies. )
Are the stories about them teaching the virtues of friendship and togetherness?
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[ isn't friendship, effort and victory a shounen JUMP thing? Oh well. ]
However, there is an undignified cult out there that wants to taint the beauty and purity of My Little Pony.
They are called "bronies."
[ don't get Dirk wrong. He definitely has some suspiciously arousing photos of muscular horse men in his room, but they were designed to be admired as something slutty. Despite his horse interest that is borderline fetish, he is oddly protective of the sanctity of My Little Pony. Despite being sex positive and someone who doesn't kink shame, he thinks the little horses need to be admired with a G rating only. Maybe PG. He definitely kink shames bronies. ]
It is probably best that you don't learn about them.
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If they're so bad, why do they continue to exist...?
( hatsutori voice kill them )
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Anyway, you're the Jesus freak. You tell me. Does God have a sadistic sense of humor to let such horrible people like incels and bronies exist? Why does He torture us with their existence?
[ Dirk would say they exist because humanity is depraved and there is no almighty god but he has a feeling Hatsutori wouldn't like that answer. ]