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hajime hatsutori ღ ([personal profile] glape) wrote2026-01-11 03:04 am
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CHARACTER NAME Hajime Hatsutori
CIVILIAN NAME Luce Accadia
TEAM Redemption
HOUSING NUMBER 004
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[personal profile] gavehead 2026-01-26 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, man.
Here's the commission you wanted. Come by Revelation 001 to pick it up.

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[personal profile] gavehead 2026-01-29 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I put my orange soda stained blood, sweat and tears into this.

They are my own rendition of the archangels: Michael, Raphael, Gabriel, Uriel and Joel. You can call him Geromy for short.


[ geromy is a longer name than joel?? ]
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[personal profile] gavehead 2026-01-29 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, bro, whatever you want.
Gotta make the client happy.


[ dirk says this but i am too lazy to pull out my tablet again ]

Any reason for the white?
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[personal profile] gavehead 2026-01-29 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ tldr, but Dave gets going like this sometimes so Dirk has learned how to skim read it. ]

Nice.

Have you ever read anything else besides Dante's Inferno? You seem obsessed with this story but there's a shit ton of other great literature out there.
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[personal profile] gavehead 2026-01-29 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ does he break it to him and tell him that this work of literature is fanfiction? Nah. ]

Books about ponies and Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff comics.

[ He could go into all the philosophy books he has, all the sadomaschism books he owns, guides to sewing, guides to robot technology, books about death and the best ways to torture yourself or somebody else. But he doesn't think this gentle little heart is ready for that side of Dirk yet. ]
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[personal profile] gavehead 2026-01-30 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
You will probably get a better experience learning about SBaHJ from the ingenious creator behind it all.
My brother, Dave Strider.

As for horses, ever heard of My Little Pony?
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[personal profile] gavehead 2026-01-30 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. The gay one. We are both pretty fucking gay.

[ actually he doesn't know Dave's sexuality but that is beside the point. ]

My Little Pony started off as a toy line a long time ago, but since then it's gotten several animated series and of course, books followed soon after.

[ Dirk unironically enjoys the series so he isn't bullshitting any of this. MLP is serious business. ]

It's about six different ponies that represent the aspects of friendship living in their fantasy world called Equestria.
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[personal profile] gavehead 2026-02-10 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's exactly what it is about. Can't go wrong with learning about the virtues of friendship, effort and victory through adorable little ponies.

[ isn't friendship, effort and victory a shounen JUMP thing? Oh well. ]

However, there is an undignified cult out there that wants to taint the beauty and purity of My Little Pony.

They are called "bronies."


[ don't get Dirk wrong. He definitely has some suspiciously arousing photos of muscular horse men in his room, but they were designed to be admired as something slutty. Despite his horse interest that is borderline fetish, he is oddly protective of the sanctity of My Little Pony. Despite being sex positive and someone who doesn't kink shame, he thinks the little horses need to be admired with a G rating only. Maybe PG. He definitely kink shames bronies. ]

It is probably best that you don't learn about them.
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[personal profile] gavehead 2026-02-16 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me. I ask myself that everyday.

Anyway, you're the Jesus freak. You tell me. Does God have a sadistic sense of humor to let such horrible people like incels and bronies exist? Why does He torture us with their existence?


[ Dirk would say they exist because humanity is depraved and there is no almighty god but he has a feeling Hatsutori wouldn't like that answer. ]